history

What are beets? Who are beets? How are beets made? Why are beets the way that they are? Are you a beet? Should I spell beet beat, beet, or beetle? Are beets even good? If a beet has 37 beets but buys 5 more beets, how many beets do they have?

Ricardo

Ricardo was born in 1986 in Westerville Ohio to loving parents Brenda and Thomas Edmonton. Ricardo attended Westerville South High School where he discovered his passion for cooking. After graduating, Ricardo attended Zane State College in Zanesville Ohio to pursue his culinary dreams. In his first year at Zane State College Ricardo met his the love of his life Loraine Anderson. The couple got married in their sophomore year in the college kitchen, the room they had met in. In their junior year Loraine dropped out of college after learning that she was expecting twins. Three months before graduating from Zane State College, Ricardo was murdered and put into a salad.

Winona

Winona was born in 1998 in Wausau Wisconsin, but was given up by her parents at birth. Winona was put into multiple foster homes from birth until she was an early teen. Because of the regular transitions from foster home to foster home, Winona was never able to make meaningful friendships and thought she would be alone forever. Winona eventually got out of the foster system and made the decision to dedicate her life to helping others and making them feel loved. Soon after her decision she met a man named Lewis(seen in picture). Lewis was a married man, but he loved holding beet shaped things even though he had never had the chance to hold an actual beet. This is when Winona new she had made the right choice. Winona and Lewis were inseparable after their first meeting.

Beet Imposters

This is an example of what a beet is not.